"I’ve heard so much about you!"
How stupid of me; to think I was the only flower in your garden.
Telling people I like Japanese music is the most uncomfortable thing there is no way of saying it without sounding like a pretentious 13 year old
I’M PROUD, YO!!!!!
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
school nurse be like
one day this kid accidentally inhaled a small amount of chlorine gas in the chemistry lab and he was coughing and everything because lung spasms so our teacher sent him to the nurse and when he came back he was like
"she gave me a cough drop"
and our teacher was just ??? so he asked if the nurse knew the problem was in his lungs not his throat and the kid was just like
"yeah I told her but she said to take the cough drop anyway"